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We Love Our School
St Andrews Academy is situated in the sunny resort town of Paisley, the world famous home of....... Well, anyway, Paisley is not only so popular because of it's exciting nightlife and shopping areas, but because of the friendly people such as Steven and Claire(k/o)! |
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School
The education we get at St Andrews Academy is some of the finest in the country, with standouts being the buzzing Biology Department, and the ever-popular Art Department.
Much of this is due to the fine teachers in the school, all discreet professionals, such as the flamboyant Mrs Daremas seen here on the left, and Mr Welsh seen on the right in this recent picture taken at a staff meeting.
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Hunger Busters
A real standout in the school is the much talked about gourmet cuisine served up by some of the finest Cordon Bleu chefs in the country, one of whom is seen here.
We all love the piles of greasy crap served up to us wrapped in cheap paper. Our favourite is the soup a la chicken noodles, which consists of what appears to be dishwater with bits of unidentifiable animal floating in it.
As the Hunger Busters motto goes:
"It's piping hot,
straight from the pot,
It's brimming with bits of f*** knows what"
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
(Government Health Warning. Hunger Busters products contain the following ingredients: Minimum 5% meat (including tails, eyeballs, cat innards, jellyfish, and a host of other meat products), also a healthy dose of straw, grass and brick dust.
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